New element in periodic table!!!! - Women!

Scientists are now thinking to include this new
element in to the periodic table which has so many
properties. so they are thinking to create a new block
for it!

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element : WOMEN

Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary
from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of
precious stones and absorbs great
quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and
for no known reason. 3. Insoluble in liquids, but
activity greatly increases by that. 4. Most powerful
money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

illegal to possess more than one, although several can
be maintained at different locations as long as
specimens do not come in direct contact with each
other. !!

WARNING !! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS
ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HAEMORRHAGING AND
MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS