Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?
Infosys vs Wipro Vs TCS
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and onefrom TCS, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best amongourselves?" Why not, said the other two.
The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh,works for the best firm". Being a pure logical strategist, the personfrom TCS tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkeystayed still. As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried tomake funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put... Now, comes theInfosian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, hewhispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing athim.. The other two were astonished.
So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make thismonkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods asbefore. The TCS guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sadgestures, and they failed again... Then, the Infosian again whisperedsomething into the monkey's ear and oh! It started crying, patting theInfosian's shoulder! The other two just could not believe their eyes!
So the tcs guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one,we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run". And he barked at themonkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.. TheWipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still No go.So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. TheMonkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it wasscared to death! The other two surrendered.
They said: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work forthe Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret,"they begged him. "Well", said the Infosian, "The first time I made itlaugh, I told I work for Infosys. The next time, I told the monkey howmuch I get paid ...so it started crying. And then I told that I was herefor recruitment!!!
Disclaimer: Just for fun. Nothing against the companies mentioned above.
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and onefrom TCS, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best amongourselves?" Why not, said the other two.
The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh,works for the best firm". Being a pure logical strategist, the personfrom TCS tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkeystayed still. As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried tomake funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put... Now, comes theInfosian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, hewhispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing athim.. The other two were astonished.
So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make thismonkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods asbefore. The TCS guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sadgestures, and they failed again... Then, the Infosian again whisperedsomething into the monkey's ear and oh! It started crying, patting theInfosian's shoulder! The other two just could not believe their eyes!
So the tcs guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one,we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run". And he barked at themonkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.. TheWipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still No go.So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. TheMonkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it wasscared to death! The other two surrendered.
They said: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work forthe Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret,"they begged him. "Well", said the Infosian, "The first time I made itlaugh, I told I work for Infosys. The next time, I told the monkey howmuch I get paid ...so it started crying. And then I told that I was herefor recruitment!!!
Disclaimer: Just for fun. Nothing against the companies mentioned above.
Labels: Infosys or Wipro or TCS
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