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Thursday, August 16, 2007

God is missing... Award Winning Joke

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous.
They are alwaysgetting into trouble and their parents know
all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two
boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a
preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children,
so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

Thepreacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning,
with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the
younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even
sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook
his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran
directly home and dove into his closet, slamming
the door behind him.When his older brother
found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We
are in BIG trouble this time.



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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

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