Old but wonderful PJs - Most Humorous

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level of the pond increases. How?.................

Ans: All the other 9 fish are crying!!

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One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow'

sits on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ?




Ans: Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.




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10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?




Ans: One of them is a widow



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Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Why ?






Ans: Because Sehwag is the Opener.


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Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets84%.
Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How?

Ans: Sports Quota
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Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY.

The Police doesnot catch him. Why?

Ans. Because he was walking.
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What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....?

Ans: Push pa.

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What will you call a person who is departing from India?

Ans: Hindustan Lever


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What is the Center of Gravity?


Ans: its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.