Old but wonderful PJs - Most Humorous

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level of the pond increases. How?.................

Ans: All the other 9 fish are crying!!

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One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow'

sits on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ?




Ans: Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.




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10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?




Ans: One of them is a widow



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Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Why ?






Ans: Because Sehwag is the Opener.


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Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets84%.
Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How?

Ans: Sports Quota
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Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY.

The Police doesnot catch him. Why?

Ans. Because he was walking.
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What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....?

Ans: Push pa.

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What will you call a person who is departing from India?

Ans: Hindustan Lever


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What is the Center of Gravity?


Ans: its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.

Clinton and the Pope in Heaven ***

Clinton and the Pope in Heaven ***

On the same day, the Pope and Bill Clinton died. There was a major screw up. By accident, Bill Clinton was sent to heaven, while the Pope was sent to hell.

IN HELL:

The Pope: Excuse me Satan, there must be a great deal of confusion. I have lived my life as a servant of the Lord. There must be a slight misunderstanding. I should be in heaven with God.
Satan: I can't believe they messed up again. There's no way you belong here. I'll contact heaven, but it's going to take 24 hours before we can fix it.
The Pope: Worry not, my son.
24 hours later:
Satan: Once again, we're sorry. You can leave now. Just make sure you tell Clinton to come here.
The Pope: Sure thing.

On the way to heaven, the Pope meets up with Clinton, half-way.

The Pope: There was a mix up. You have to meet with your destiny. I, being highly religious, would take the fall for you. But my final dream is to meet the Virgin Mary.
Bill Clinton: Thanks for the sympathy, but you're a day late.