Naxals Blog (Most Humorous): December 2007

Check De India- Times of India

Ostrich and the Man- Very Funny!

One day a man and an ostrich walked into a restaurant. Plesently a waitress asks for their orders. The man says hamburger, fries and a coke. The ostrich says I'll have the same.

Later the waitress says that will be £6.40 sir. The man puts his hand into his pocket and pulls out the exact change.

The next day the same thing and the man orders hamburger, fries and coke.

The ostrich orders the same.

This becomes a routine and then one day when ask what he would have the man Says well this is Friday so I have steak, baked potato and salad. The ostrich said I will have the same.

Later the waitress says that will be £12.42 sir and the man again pulls out the exact change.

After a while the waitress needed to satisfy her curiosity and asked the man how he managed to always have the correct money.

Well said the man a few years ago I was clearing out the attic and discovered an old lamp. I rubbed it clean and a Genie appeared and granted me two wishes. My first wish was that I would always have the right amount of money.

The waitress said that was very sensible as he would never run short of money and that most people would have asked for a million dollars.

Then she asked what's with the ostrich?

Well, said the man, my second wish was for a tall chick with nice long legs and who would agree with everything I say

Labels: Funny Joke, Joke, Ostrich and the Man