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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Nokia Phones- Manufacturing Location, Quality of Cell Phone

This is for Nokia Only:

Very Informative mail for you please don't forget to forward.Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not ?????

Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobileequipment identity number appears.

Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7th 8th 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
Phone serial no. x x x x x x ? ? x x x x x x x

  • IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 0 , 2 or 2 , 0 this means your cellphone was assembled in Emirates which is very Bad quality
  • IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 0 , 8 or 8 , 0 this means your cellphone was manufactured in Germany which is fair quality
  • IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 0, 1 or 1, 0 this means your cellphone was manufactured in Finland which is very Good
  • IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 0 , 0 this means your cell phone wasmanufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality
  • IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 1 , 3 this means your cell phone wasassembled in Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and also dangerous foryour health

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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Sardar Again... This time he is different!

There was once a competition involving three gruelling tests. The participants had to do the following in immediate succession:

1.) Drink five bottles of hard whiskey in one go
2) Enter a room where there was a starving lion and pluck out its eyes with bare hands.
3) And then satisfy a babe to her full satisfaction.

Many people bravely tried their hands (or should I say mouths) at it. Few could get beyond the first stage. And the inebriated few who managed it, got promptly eaten up by the starving lion. There was none who could read the third stage. And then, one fine day, Santa Singh walked into the contest. Five bottles of whiskey were nothing for him. He emptied five bottles in five gulps. Then he said, " Bhale change hai hum, thagde hai. Bathao, lion kahan hai." When shown the room, he coolly walked in. There was no hint of fear on his face, but rather the cool confidence of a person who knew he could do it.

Sounds of a mammoth fight came from the room. Screams of the Sardar and growls of the lion were intermingled. Thumps and thuds which shook the very earth ensued. All of a sudden there was a piercing, heart-rending roar from the Lion. The audience waited with bated breath, their hair stood on end. And then, as suddenly as it had begun, the titanic roar stopped. An eerie silence prevailed.

As the audience watched, with eyes popping out, the door of the room opened, and out came the Sardar. Badly bruised, with blood streaming from his face, hands and legs, he stumbled out - victorious, nevertheless. His face had the glow of satisfaction of an emperor who had just won a battle.
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And then he asked, "Where is the woman whose eyes I have to pluck out?

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