Office humour - Cartoons-3

Office humour - Cartoons-2

Office humour - Cartoons-1

Banned Drugs in India and Pakistan

DANGEROUS DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLE IN INDIAAND PAKISTAN .

The most common ones are D cold, action 500 & Limuloid.

ANALGIN:This is a pain-killer.
Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression.
Brand name: Novalgin
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CISAPRIDE:Acidity, constipation.
Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat
Brand name : Ciza, Syspride
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DROPERIDOL:Anti-depressant.
Reason for ban : Irregular heartbeat.
Brand name : Droperol
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FURAZOLIDONE:Antidiarrhoeal.
Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furoxone, Lomofen
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NIMESULIDE:Painkiller, fever.
Reason for ban : Liver failure.
Brand name : Nise, Nimulid
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NITROFURAZONE:Antibacterial cream.
Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furacin
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PHENOLPHTHALEIN:Laxative.
Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Agarol
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PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE:cold and cough.
Reason for ban : stroke.
Brand name : D'cold, Vicks Action-500
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OXYPHENBUTAZONE:Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug.
Reason for ban : Bone marrowdepression.
Brand name : Sioril
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PIPERAZINE:Anti-worms.
Reason for ban : Nerve damage.
Brand name : Piperazine
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QUINIODOCHLOR:Anti-diarrhoeal.
Reason for ban : Damage to sight.
Brand name : Enteroquinol

And Pls go to a GOOD reputed Doctor......... !!!
Who really is GOOD andnot a Member of this Drug Company

Clinton and the Pope in Heaven ***

Clinton and the Pope in Heaven ***

On the same day, the Pope and Bill Clinton died. There was a major screw up. By accident, Bill Clinton was sent to heaven, while the Pope was sent to hell.

IN HELL:

The Pope: Excuse me Satan, there must be a great deal of confusion. I have lived my life as a servant of the Lord. There must be a slight misunderstanding. I should be in heaven with God.
Satan: I can't believe they messed up again. There's no way you belong here. I'll contact heaven, but it's going to take 24 hours before we can fix it.
The Pope: Worry not, my son.
24 hours later:
Satan: Once again, we're sorry. You can leave now. Just make sure you tell Clinton to come here.
The Pope: Sure thing.

On the way to heaven, the Pope meets up with Clinton, half-way.

The Pope: There was a mix up. You have to meet with your destiny. I, being highly religious, would take the fall for you. But my final dream is to meet the Virgin Mary.
Bill Clinton: Thanks for the sympathy, but you're a day late.